I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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