How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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