As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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