I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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