I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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