Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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