smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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