Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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