so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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