i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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