My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My ATM looks so different sober.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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