He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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