I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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