Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm really busy with my period
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