five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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