i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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