We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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