when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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