you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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