oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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