Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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