it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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