508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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