I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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