im drinking this country out of the recession.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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