Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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