he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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