alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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