this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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