Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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