The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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