escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
only if we run a train.
done.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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