yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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