i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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