oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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