is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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