I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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