Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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