im having a threesome with these popsicles
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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