Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Green mimosas i think yes
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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