yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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