what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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