belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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