The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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