you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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