Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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