I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
dude. I can hear the air.
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