Can Purell be used as lube?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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