i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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