real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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