i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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